Rage, and an Antidote

This week in Things that Make Me Angry:

1. Elvis

2. kale

3. Catholic Charities screaming discrimination in their adoption arm in Illinois. Seriously, people, this is not a difficult concept. Do you want to take public money to perform a public service? Do you want to refuse to provide that service to a specific segment of the public? You can’t do both. Hello.

4. it’s used as a possessive. College rugby sevens championship, I’m looking at you.

5. websites with auto-play video

6. websites with auto-play video and no mute button

7. my right knee

And just to keep it fair and balanced, here’s something that makes me happy:

Funfetti cupcake with dinosaur sprinkles, which totally outweighs 1-7 above. How many of these do I have to eat to get Sarah Palin out of my head? I'm willing to go pretty high here.