Megan Carpentier, however, has her shit infinitely more together than I ever will, and unwittingly provided me with my answer with this interview--over cocktails!--with the Good Doctor.
My interview with Rachel would actually go exactly like this one imagined by a commenter on the piece:
My interview with Rachel Maddow would go something like this-
Morninggloria: Hi Rachel, I really love your show gush gush gush gush talking talking talking getting nervous about talking and trying to get to question but ending up asking a question that's not even close to what I intended to ask. Gush gush gush.
Morninggloria: vomits on self.