6:00 a.m.: girlfriend delivers coffee in bed (from Coffee Times, highly recommended if you find yourself driving on Speedway in the vicinity of Country Club).
7:00 a.m.: officemates show up with orange juice and champagne, respectively, and mimosas commence.
9:00 a.m.: meet my son at home and take off for Mt. Lemmon.
9:45 a.m.: arrive at Molino Canyon to find next to no water, but a few tiny tadpoles save the day.
11:30 a.m.: son serves lunch of homemade coconut shrimp with (blue) lime sauce.
12:00 p.m.: first batch of cookies come out of oven.
1:30 p.m.: son accompanies me to gym.
2:30 p.m.: frozen pea application; SportsCenter.
6:00 p.m.: Girlfriend, both kids, and I hit Barrio. Tacos and beer.
sometime after that: happy collapse.
Bring on the 44th year.