Your sweet talk in my ear came off as so much high-pitched whining
You tried and tried but never managed to get under my skin
I never liked needles
You and me, we never stood a chance.
Seriously. This entire summer and post-monsoon mosquito season, I got two, maybe three bites total. The rest of my household is red, bumpy, itchy, and wondering if it has West Nile yet. Maybe my hide is tougher than I thought; they swarm around my ankles when I work in the yard, but if they manage to get their snoots in for a sip I don't notice. I was oddly immune to poison ivy as a kid too.