Sarah Palin, was it not enough to foist your goddamn spawn onto Dancing With The Stars? Did you really have to show up tonight and make me hit the mute button and throw the remote to my partner and jam my fingers in my ears yelling lalalalalalala just in case the mute didn't work and contort awkwardly in the recliner to hoop* the laptop up on my knees to block the TV, running the risk of spraining my spine in order to spare my eyes?
Fuck off, Sarah Palin. I need my mindless entertainment once a week, and you're getting the fuck in the way.
*yes, it comes with a sound effect. It sounds like hoop and comes from the diaphragm.
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Watch Amazing Race instead!
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