Tuesday, May 03, 2011


Dear annoying person: Maybe you aren't really the most annoying person who has barged into my life recently. Maybe you are simply an angel (which I do not believe in) sent from heaven (which I do not believe in) to prompt me to reach deep inside myself and find my better lights (which I do not believe has a snowball's chance in hell--which I also do not believe in--of happening). When did I get so set in my ways, and so goddamn grumpy?

Another day in the self-improvement arena, another abject failure.

One more bourbon down here, neat, please? Thank you.

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