Well, That Explains Why It Takes Me So Long to Get to Flagstaff

I've just been doing it wrong all these years! Cindy "Regular Folks" McCain sets me straight (click 'n' zip forward to the 1:30 mark).

If you don't have the patience for non-embedded video, this is her key point:

...in Arizona, the only way to get around the state is by small private plane.

Delivered without a whiff of self-consciousness, maybe because she specified "small" instead of "737." But Obama is the elitist in this election, and don't you forget it.