This weekend's offering:
Hey, wanna have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD! As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, CHRISTIAN, card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world.
Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions.. So spend 37 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone.
Here's the Address.
"Wishing You Merry Christmas"
125 Broad Street
New York, NY 10004
I briefly mulled whether to slap him for uncritically forwarding something so out of date that it references the old 37-cent stamp rate--but hey, at least it means he's recycling--then ultimately settled on just because you get something from our uncle doesn't make it any less completely fucking retarded. He wrote back to say
The ACLU is filled with a bunch of sissies who get hysterical about meaningless things. Worthless organization.
What can I say in the face of that compelling logic? Boy, the family Christmas is going to be extra good fun this year.