Look what an awesome leaderly leader John McCain is! All he has to do is suspend his campaign and threaten a return to Warshington to sort out this mess, and voila, mess sorted out. Just like Chuck Norris!
Can I assume this means the debate's still on for tomorrow night? And that the VP debate is continuing as scheduled?
Somewhere in Alaska, Sarah Palin hops up and down, fists clenched, muttering dammitdammitDAMMIT between gritting teeth, before getting back to the cram session.