Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Just One More

So I've read a couple of pieces in which people opine that we need to get away from Palin-bashing and back to Obama-promoting. I'll do that in just a second, honest, but before I go back to real newshounding we need to talk about the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. Plugging in my first name gives me Buster Taint, and my middle name--which I go by--returns Bomb Locomotive, so I feel completely justified in referring to myself in the future exclusively as Buster Locomotive, which may be the most awesome name ever. Ever! If your name manages to top that--and I wish you luck in that endeavor--leave it in the comments. I still win.

Warmest regards,
Buster Locomotive Boltgirl


Damien Huffer said...

Say hello to "Flex Gunship" Palin!

Sounds like I have a bright career in uniform/military/fetishistic porno or something....

truth said...

Mine are so weird.

My first name alone is "Beretta Hockey", which I quite like.

First & last brings me
"Shove Maggot", which is disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Mine: Ladle Torque Palin.
My man's: Moose Roadster Palin.